Poo is brown again now – think “Dulux Conker”
No toilet seats in Trillians so it’s the obligatory “V” of bog roll and perching on a cold steel crapper.
Had a real laugh on the way up here – – – things to do in the bath…
1. Stretch your nad-sack really big
2. Shine a torch through said nad-sack and make an impromptu lava lamp
3. Fill your mouth with bath water and spit it out, attempting to hit said nad sack
4. Fart and see how long you can keep the pocket of stench-gas in the small of your back.
I remembered my warfarin today.
Can’t believe how nice Vaughn are on this tour… why were Firehouse such dicks to work with – lovely blokes… but kill the egos dudes and think about your support bands.
Martin phoned me today – we made a shit load on the Firehouse gig! The CRS is gonna make a profit this year! Wooohoooo!!!!