Diary

Yesterday’s illness left me quite dehydrated – but I did thrive on the dextrose. Nasty tasting stuff but Asda’s own brand orange squash makes it vaguely palatable… but...

Bwaahaahaaar Feeling poorly, I decided to check my emails and found a really cool roller coaster simulator on the web! I promptly registered it and am now feeling...

OK… not dying, but poorly 🙁 I started yesterday afternoon with an illness which can only be described as quite vile (and may indeed have been the cause...

The first guff cleared all the water out of the pan, blowing it into the drains and blasting two drain covers off, one of which was near the...

I was a complete pig this morning and decided that the bag of Jacobites on my desk should indeed disappear in their entirety – and so I promptly...

This weekend I went to Herefordshire and I saw sheep and I saw a tractor and I bought a leather jacket and I saw otter poo and I...

I’d like to pass on the good news that Altacoustic and I will be handfasting for a year on Beltaine. I’m sure Altacoustic will say more because I’m...

What song is this????? Bah de da daaaaaahhhhdah de dahhhhhhhhhhder der dah dah de daaaaaaaahbaaaah da da de daaaaaaaaaaahhhh Clues:Dodge van with stripes down sideDaft character who wore...

Sunday was spent in Leicestershire (oo-arrrr) at Altacoustic’s parents house and playing piano (I do have talents beyond bass and botty burps) – then spent the evening in...