The first guff cleared all the water out of the pan, blowing it into the drains and blasting two drain covers off, one of which was near the gas burner at Greasbro’. The methane was hit by a gentle so’westerly and swept up into the burner, spontaniously combusting the entire drainage network of Rotherham.
A scene resembling the one at the end of Poltergeist then followed, with flames billowing from all the stench pipes and manholes in Rotherham – and covers blew up under cars turning them over.
Rotherham Metropolitan Borough Council have now applied to the European Union for funding to replace all the drains… oh and I singed my bum hairs and cracked the pan.
Good arse :o)
However…. while I was sat in there, I was browsing t’internet (bluetooth I love thee very much, almost as much as my camera but not quite as much as I love Hannah) and found the rest of my outfit for the Hansel (and possibly for the following night out on 8th May??? who knows)