If my Christmas could be fuelled by anything, it would be my rather large consumption of Cheese that I have amassed. Parties around the festive season for me often involve consumption of gin (which I absolutely do not like, unless in a cocktail), cheese, and crackers.
So Cheesemas began on Christmas Eve with a visit to mum’s (with my niece in tow). We had cheese and crackers. Fairly basic cheeses, fairly basic crackers. My niece opened her presents; gave us presents. No cheese was given as presents, I may add.
Christmas Morning on the other hand, was somewhat different to most of our Christmases. We had been determined this year to not venture too far – every year we seem to end up spending a good couple of hours on Christmas Day travelling, and we wanted to flip that trend – so people came to us instead (although we did venture up to mum’s in the morning to do the presents thing with her).
When I got home I did a bit of gaming on the big TV using my new(ish) Steam Deck – and of course, what was the problem? well it’s Christmas Day, half the country is unwrapping a new console, and they’re all trying to connect them to the various games online; simultaneously. Yep. GTA5’s servers went offline for about 20 minutes.
Now I’d love to say over the rest of the holiday I did loads, but unfortunately power outages in the area forced me into work for 2 days, so apart from a delayed venture to the inlaws which happened on the 27th of December, I have worked.
Today, however, was my first day back in party mode (hopefully this will last the rest of the long weekend, although I am gigging tomorrow). Cheesemas continued with our usual friends party (New Years Eve Eve as we call it) which involved waffles, crepes, and of course – tons and tons of cheese – including some rather spectacular Jarlsberg which cost a small fortune but tasted stunning.
Of course, I wore leather trousers. I was going to green suit up, but then decided against this at the last minute because; well; comfort. I wanted to be really comfy for a few hours and I’ve only worn the River Island PVC suit for about 3 hours at a stretch.
However, today’s concerning fact is that apparently; according to Iceland I’m a family of 3!
I’m now signing off as I feel the need for sleep and cheese dreams… I may try and blog tomorrow. I don’t think there will be any fresh videos for a few days as I come down from the holiday. If I don’t catch you up though, have a great New Year (yes, even those of you stuck under storms in the USA).
I love cheese but have to watch out for salt content. You can expect a case of the hard spheres. Rock hard, anus busting, spherical turds that exit you after great straining. Usually causes anal bleeding. And a blocked toilet. Your leather pants are hot as usual.
Everything in moderation. I can’t have done too bad since I’ve put on less than 400g over Christmas, even with not really going to the gym or doing my usual exercise each day.
Your cheese is my chocolate. I’ve received a ton for Christmas and I’m surprised I haven’t gained more weight. I also bought someone imported Cadbury chocolate to try since he’s never had any, and he’s telling me what he thinks of each bar (Crunchie is his favourite so far).
I’ve got loads of chocolate to go at, but I’ve also got plenty of time to eat it. The nice thing is it has a long shelf life, unlike cheese. Nobody wants to waste cheese.
Crunchie isn’t without it’s charms, although my go-to is always KitKat, but not the horrible American ones. What on earth did they do to make them so truly disgusting?
yummy
Happy Leather New YEar
Thanks. You too pal!