Tomorrow, Monday and Tuesday are set to get progressively hotter over the next few days, peaking on Tuesday afternoon at temperatures in excess of 35°C (possibly even reaching 40°C in places)
Please be sensible!
Keep in the shade – if possible stay indoors and keep curtains and windows closed to keep the indoor temperature cooler.
Only walk pets in the early hours/evening – hot footpaths can burn their feet, and make sure there’s plenty of fresh water for them.
Drink plenty, but not alcohol.
Finally… Much as you may be tempted to, put your latex and leather clothing in the wardrobe and don’t be tempted to wear it! I’m sure you can manage a few days without. Wear light loose fitting clothes.
You are getting Louisiana heat. The old Navy expression: Hot as a Puerto Rican whore. Really hot, an M-80 firecracker in her pussy. Days like Monday and Tuesday: da bitch exploded.
We’re actually coping very well. Plenty of drinks. Keep in the shade or indoors. Keeping curtains and windows closed.
I’m planning on living another 10 years so I can see SpaceX get our asses of this hot rock and to colonize the moon and Mars. The only habitable regions on Earth will be the polar regions. Most major cities, including London, will be under 200 feet of water.